HONESTLY THIS GIRL SHOULD GET AN OSCAR
i woke up like this. flawless.
Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.
To the film director.
Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton
Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours (x)
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.